7 Quick Takes: Viagra Edition

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In an attempt to get more benefit from my calories, I've been trying to add protein to my breakfast.  Generally, I made a toad in the hole with low cal/low carb bread.  It's tasty.

Unfortunately, I've experienced something I directly related to low carb eating, but may have been the effect of eggs in my diet:  the great stomach revolt of 2012. 

Now I'm wondering:  Do I keep eating them?  (Because this route is clearly working and I like my tasty combination.)  Or do I realize I probably have some sort of allergy and eliminate the partial source of my success?

Decisions, decisions.

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I have all this available time during the summer, but I accomplish a whole lot more during the school year when I'm really busy.  I don't understand this phenomenon.  Earlier this week, though, I was thrilled to death to know Favorite went to work wearing clean underwear.

I am Wife of the Year material, for sure.

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On Monday, my hair shall be cut and colored which may be the ordinary woman's equivalent of being chosen as a finalist in American Idol.  The appointment will culminate with an obscene amount of hair flipping and head shaking.

My goal is to pretend that I've been cast in a Suave commercial.  I will look out of the corner of my eye at people and then flip my hair around pretending the director needed another shot of my perfectly shiny color.

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Not to be one left out of an awesome debate on the internet, I'd like to share my opinion of Chick-Fil-A:

I love waffle fries with Polynesian sauce.

Tasty.

But you're welcome to your own opinion.

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I just finished reading The Harry Potter series.  Again.  And even though it will make me a huge nerd to admit this, I feel like I should tell you so many parts of that book make me cry.  But more than anything, I find myself strangely overwhelmed by Neville Longbottom who finally realizes how much it inspires people to stand up to what is wrong.

You go, Neville.  You go.

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You know what makes you cool?  A movie with perfectly choreographed dance scenes and a mirror.

It's not watching the movie that gives the coolness factor; it's participating in the scene.  I'm actually a double threat because my singing/dancing abilities multiply one hundred fold with surround sound.

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Jeremy Renner,

I've made some mistakes in my life.  There was the time I took a laxative instead of an Immodium.  Epic moment.

But your story?  Infinitely better.

Thank you for sharing so the rest of us can feel just a little bit normal.